Nip&Tuck dialogue

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Nip & tuck
Scenario: Two men in the shower of a changing room of a  public pool.
Characters: Edd, Ed.

Edd: Ah, la vache. Your name should be Sd instead of Ed, or maybe XSd.
Ed:  Fuck you Edd, you’re a fucking nigga, you can use your dick as a belt, I’m not so overdue as you, YO!
Edd: Shut up little Johnny, it’s enough with ur sis saying that. Maybe it’s a family thing, should ur mom meet my yogurt gun?
Ed: Screw that, man! Damn you! How you dare to say such things? My family is not going to see your wiener.
Edd: Can  you stop talking ‘bout m’ meatboy? You know, it’s a HUGE topic ‘n’ we don’t have much time.
Ed: That’s disgusting Edd.
Edd: Okay, look, do I look like that british vampire? I think that I need a ROLO ROAD DA!
Ed: You have thrown the soap with your stupid pose and I won’t catch it, not with you around me.
Edd: Don’t worry I will wait ‘till you grow up a little bit, kiddo.
Ed: Daaaaaaamn son... Fuck you. I’mm have to escape from you. Anyway I’m  going out of the shower.
Edd: Okay m8. We should go fast as Sonic to go to our reunion with that spiky-haired attorney.
Ed: Fine... But I need to go home and pick good clothes. I won’t go there in a swimming suit.
Edd: As you wish, but I thinl u look quite sexy in that bikini. No kidding.
Ed: It’s not a bikini, it’s a full-body swimming suit. BAKA!

China, the place where evolution started?

Link: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-4295460/Ancient-fish-China-evolved-Age-Fish.html

Summary:

Scientists have discovered an ancient fish species in Southern China that may have emerged more than a million years before the "Age of Fish".  The fossils of this fish species reveal that the creature had unusual teeth and scales that for scientists resembled a "wall of shields". Using a fossils dating system has been discovered that the fossils have been dated back to the Silurian Period, long before the Devonian Period(which gave rise to a diverse abundance of jawed fishes).

Opinion:

When I was younger I wished to become a paleontologist, nowadays, I understood that paleontology is a very interesting science, but it hasn't an important paper like the genetics have(it's sad but true, and I don't like to admit that one science is more relevant than another, because I like both sciences). But I enjoy this kind of news, that help me to expand my scientific knowledge about dinosaurs and how life was more than 65.000.000 years before.

Massages over Wi-Fi

Link: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-4301634/Vibrating-touch-gloves-let-couples-touch-long-distance.html

Summary:

The "Flex-N-Feel" gloves are a prototype of interconnected gloves that have been developed to respond to finger movements over Wi-Fi. These gloves allow the couple to feel the other hand's movements. When one partner moves their fingers it's felt in the glove of the other person. Thanks to this technology, couples can share a walk, watch a movie or even give a massage over long distances.

Opinion:

Quite shocking, huh? Now we can give massages over distance, that's freaking amazing. It's amazing to see how fast technology evolves and tries to make our lives easier. Although we don't have flying cars as expected in 2000, I think that our society, our technological society will reach the point of an idyllic technological paradise where technology is going to solve all our problems.

Fates

Like two weeks ago I started playing one of my favourites games: Fire Emblem: Fates. Concretely I started playing the Birthright edition. And I'm very satisfied with muy choice. I started playing the FE saga with FE Awakening in 3DS, but FE Fates is much better than Awakening. 

FE Fates has am incredible plot: you are the prince of Nohr, but somehow you discover that you are the descendant of the kingdom which is warring with Nohr, Hoshido. At some point of the story you have to chose: fight for Nohr and conquer Hoshido, or deffend Hoshido from the Nohrian offensive(there's a third choice which is go by your own and fight Hoshido and Nohr at the same time).

Personally, I would choose the third choice if what happens in the game has sense, but that's not the case so, if I must choose between Conquest or Birthright, I would choose Birthright. Why you may ask, but I don't have any idea of this choice, I just followed my instinct and that happened.

Switch time

Nintendo Switch is almost in the market, and the hype is real. Motherf***ing real. And I'm among the hyped people, seriously. This new console is making Nintendo reach its former glory in its golden days. When The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time and Pokemon were the coolest thing among the youth.

When Nintendo had its golden days(1998) I wasn't born, but my parents felt the "gamer" passion that was being more and more present. And they told me how a single console could be liked so much. Even my mother started playing the Nintendo 64. And for what I had understood it was my mother who played more from my parents.

But that has happened nearly 20 ago, and now those times come again. Nintendo has abandoned his "for the families" method of selling and they are now focusing in us, the mature public, the real players. And certainly, they are doing it well, very well. Releasing titles such as The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, or The Elder Scrolls V:Skyrim for the console. I'M GOING TO BUY IT WITHOUT ANY DOUBT.

Gay or European?

Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pCybcpkm5c

This link drives you to a video of a song, that Dario showed me a week ago. And I'm addicted to it because it's hilarious in all ways. The song belongs to a musical named Legally Blonde and I'm not sure of the plot, but this song is the best musical song I've ever listened to(I must admit that I have never ever gone to a musical, at least as far as my memory can reach).

What I like the most of the song is the way how the Americans see us, the Europeans, it's jus funny to see that we are for them. It is just a question of stereotypes I suppose, lmao. But anyway, I recommend you to see the video and have a great time listening to this funny song!

Darth Revan

Maybe one of the most known characters of the Expanded Universe of Star Wars and one of the most influential Sith that has ever existed. Formerly a jedi, after the Mandalorian wars a Sith, and finally a Jedi again after his redeem.

Darth Revan is a very influential characters in the Star Wars Story because of his philosophy, that later inspired Darth Bane to crate the Rule of two. His intention as a Dark Lord of the Sith  was to prepare the Galactic Republic from the arrival of the Reconstructed Sith Empire, which was operating from the Outer Rim.

Why do I like Darth Revan? Just look at him, he looks completely BADASS with it's costume. It is f*cking amazing. It's a pity that a costume of him for carnival has to cost more than 100 euros...

League of Legends

Recentrly I started playing again League of Legends aka LoL, and trust me, I've never enjoyed it as I'm doing it now. When I started playing it December last year, I felt I was going to enjoy it as I had never done. But now I want to raise my skill and some day maybe in a distant future to participate in an official tournament.

My main lane is top, the lane which is far away from the action, but for me it is the best, because I can face my enemy without being interrupted by the jungler, so the foe top laner will have an enormous pressure(if he is not better than me of course).

I know that I'm not the best player on EUW or in the world(for the exception of Faker, Faker could win us without masteries) but I want to become better and better and keep improving my skills as a player.

Yolocaust

"Those who do not remember the past are condemned to repeat it." -George Santayana

Today I don't to do a freaky blog entry as always. Today I want to write about what has happened with Yolocaust. Yolocaust was a project whose objective was to criticize the "funny" selfies that people post on the Internet. What it did was for the sake of making people conscious of the place they are: "Das denkmal für die ermordeten Juden Europas" literally translated as " The monument for the slaughtered Jews in Europe". I aw an interview on the Internet that showed me how disrespectful was the people with this monument and how unconscious is the people about the Holocaust.

As a German citizen(yes I got German nationality) I agree with many people that think, the monument should be a place to go and think, to think about Holocaust and the consequences that it left behind. I shouldn't be a place to go and have fun, to smile, to laugh... No. It shouldn't.

I know that Holocaust is a thing that happened nearly 75 years ago, but my ancestors gave support to Hitler's insane governing. When I visited Auschwitz I was completely shocked, all the stuff I saw there was shocking in all ways. I'll always remember the tears that jews students that went there had in their faces, and moreover I'll never forget the amount of human hair I saw. After seeing it, I felt guilty. I know, I did nothing in that war, but really, we must be conscious of what we did and the consequences it brought, but, overall, we must show respect to  the monuments that remind us our crimes.

Link to Yolocaust: https://yolocaust.de/

Photos:


Monument to the slaughtered Jews in Europe

My visit to Auschwitz:

Joke Podcast

https://drive.google.com/file/d/0BzU74YGlyZxkYThLaThkNUc0NGs/view?usp=drivesdk